Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.
rub your stomach while you pat your head
There can only be one logical explanation for this:
Voldemort has returned….
I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE
I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life.